Pat and Jerry's Christmas Correction Camp
Revolution #027, December 19, 2005, posted at revcom.us
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Noticing your son mumble "seasons greetings" under his breath? Finding greeting cards with the words "happy holidays" stashed in your daughters doll house? Hearing your grandchild repeatedly utter the word "secular" during a phone conversation? |
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There's no time to waste.
YOU MUST ACT NOW!
Ship them IMMEDIATELY to:
Pat and Jerry's Christmas Correction Camp
Jerry Falwell: Here at Pat and Jerry's "CC" camp, as we fondly call it, We take seriously our job as a defense line in the war to save Christmas.
Pat Robertson: To that end we've taken the best tried and true techniques - from Guatemala, Tel Aviv and Abu Ghraib - and combined them into an unbeatable 2 week learning experience guaranteed to turn your little heathen back into a godfearing Christian - or your money back!
Jerry Falwell: Even if we have to beat the living crap out of... I mean, thoroughly apply the hand of the lord - you'll be amazed at the change in your little loved one.
Pat Robertson: So act now, because it's never too late to save your child from critical thinking, rational thought, secular science, the gay agenda, Harry Potter occultisum, and other demonic influences. Remember - together we can bring about the day when once again all Americans in one voice will be publicly honoring our lord and shouting "Merry Christmas" - if they know what's good for them.
Sponsored by the KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS OR ELSE COMMITTEE,
a participating member of the Christian Fascist NetworkTM